QUOTATIONS

Last updated 11/28/04

Here are some of my favorite quotations that I have collected over time. I hope you enjoy them. In some cases I don't know the author. Please email me if you know the author or any corrections I should make. Check back as I will be updating and adding more.


by the road of 'by and by' you reach the house of never!

"Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."

Humans are like Steel, When they loose their temper, they loose their value - Chuck Norris

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.  -- James Bovard (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey (1992)

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else -- Frederic Bastiat

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.  -- Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.  -- Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. -- P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire (1764)

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866)

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it. -- Will Rogers

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences. -- P.J. O'Rourke

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P.J. O'Rourke

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"."  - Lyndon B. Johnson

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -Nikita Khrushchev

"Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." - Henry Van Dyke

"Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds." -Christopher Driver

"Never memorize something that you can look up." -- Albert Einstein

Programming - "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook  

"I'm not schooled in the science of human factors, but I suspect surprise is not an element of a robust user interface."--Chip Rosenthal

"Good luck = Preparation + Opportunity." -- Unknown

"There is no heavier burden than a great potential." -- Linus, "Peanuts"

"The happy ending is our national belief." -- Mary McCarthy, American novelist and critic

"I wanted a perfect ending... Now, I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity." -- Gilda Radner, Actress

"Guns are dangerous, lock, stock and barrel.  An old lady beat her old man to death with a ramrod.?-- W. H. Wilcox

"Learning... should be a joy and full of excitement. It is life's greatest adventure; it is an illustrated excursion into the mind of noble and learned men, not a conducted tour through a jail." -- Taylor Caldwell

"The growth of the human mind is still high adventure, in many ways the highest adventure on earth." -- Norman Cousins

"Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today." -- Malcolm X

"Railway termini... are our gates to the glorious and the unknown.  Through them we pass out into adventure and sunshine, to them, alas, we return." -- E. M. Forster

"I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary, I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls." -- Anne Frank

"We love because it's the only true adventure." -- Nikki Giovanni

"Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another's way of life - so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. Hands off!" -- Henry Miller

First rule of medicine: "First, do no harm."

"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."-- Voltaire

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."  -- Albert Einstein

"Motivation is an external, temporary high that pushes you forward.  Inspiration is a sustainable internal glow which pulls you forward."  -- Thomas Leonard, Scottish poet

"One should not discuss a dream in front of a simpleton. " -- Ekai, called Mumon

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." -- Voltaire

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." --Albert Einstein

"Worrying about something is like paying interest on a debt you don't even know if you owe." -- Mark Twain

"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg." --Unknown

"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." --Mark Twain

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; un-rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education alone will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent." --Calvin Coolidge

"In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman." -- David M. Ogilvy

"Stripped of ethical rationalizations and philosophical pretensions, a crime is anything that a group in power chooses to prohibit." --Freda Adler

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -- Voltaire

"There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity." --Douglas Macarthur

"Never bet on the other man's game." -- W. H. Wilcox

"This book is dedicated to my brilliant and beautiful wife without whom I would be nothing. She always comforts and consoles, never complains or interferes, asks nothing, and endures all. She also writes my dedications." - Albert Malvino

"Fears over tomorrow and regrets over yesterday are twin thieves that rob us of the moment." --Anonymous

"Failure is the only opportunity to begin again, more intelligently." --Henry Ford

"The smallest deed is far greater than the grandest intention."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." --W.C. Fields  

"Sogno all' orizzonte e brindo alla vita..."
("I dream on the horizon and I toast life...." to say...
" I look to the future and I live the day....") -- Ray Campos 


"The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry." --William F. Buckley, Jr.

"Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little." --Edmund Burke

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The faintest ink is more powerful than the strongest memory."--Old Chinese Proverb

"No matter how soon you are coming back, close the gate! -- Larry Wilcox

"A good man once gave me some good advice, 'Son', he said, 'don't ever brag about poverty and don't apologize for it: just get rid of it as soon as you can.'" -- US Senator Fred Harris on coming from a poor Oklahoma rural background.

"I'm just like you, only I struck oil" -- Robert S. Kerr

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time."--George Orwell

"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past."--George Orwell

"Be true to your work, your word, and your friend." --Henry David Thoreau

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" --Linda Ellerbee

"Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a flame." --unknown

"Education is not the filling of a container, but making the container bigger" -- Larry Wilcox

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep."

"Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen: even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind." --Leonardo da Vinci

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." --Mark Twain

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable." --Mark Twain

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." --Muhammed Ali

"If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years." --Socrates

"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing."

"The world is a dangerous place to live in, not because of the people that do evil; but because of the people that stand by and let them do it." --Albert Einstein

"History will be kind to me, for I shall write it." --Sir Winston Churchill

"Our lives are books, written in our own blood on the tattered pages of time." --Ryan K. Miller I

"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." --Charles Caleb Colton

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" --Emiliano Zapata

"Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere."

"Integrity: Doing the right thing...even when no one is looking."

"Expect people to be better than they are; it helps them to become better. But don't be disappointed when they're not; it helps them to keep trying." --Merry Browne

"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." --Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

"The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first."

"According to Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D. (author of On Death and Dying), the process of moving from awareness to acceptance is marked by the passage through five distinct phases: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance."

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."

"The difference between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

"It isn't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure."--Portuguese Proverb

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." -Thomas Jefferson

"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

"Man's mind stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A pint cannot hold a quart. If it is holding the pint it is doing the best it can."

"There are three types of people - the will's the won'ts and the can'ts. The will's accomplish everything, the won'ts won't do anything and the can'ts will not try anything."

"If at first you don't succeed...
~ 23 publishers rejected Dr. Seuss's first book.
~ Michael Jordan's high school basketball team cut him.
~ Richard Hooker's novel, M*A*S*H, was rejected by 21 publishers.
~ Henry Ford went broke five times before succeeding."

"Focus 90% of your time on solutions and only 10% of your time on problems".

"Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find."

"Volunteer--not so you can build your resume, but so you can build yourself."

"Always remember that you are unique--just like everybody else."

"Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something, you have time to do something about it."

"The greatest gift that you can give another person is your attention."

"Have a strong mind and a soft heart."

"Wisdom is only granted to those who find it themselves."

"Don't go through life--GROW through life."

"The only real failure in life is one not learned from."

"True courage is not the absence of fear; rather it is the taking of action in spite of the fear."

"Our mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open."

"Those who say it cannot be done should get the hell out of the way of those who are doing it."

"No one can make you feel inferior without your own consent."

"Ignore other people's ignorance so that you may discover your own wisdom."

"Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness."

"Contrary to popular belief, it is not the first impression that is most important. It's the 1 million and first impressions that count. Your ability to have integrity in every area of life is invaluable."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." -- Robert Frost

"A parrot talks much but flies little." -- Wilbur Wright

"One kind word can warm three winter months." -- Japanese Proverb

"Eighty percent of success is showing up." -- Woody Allen

"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time." -- Josh Billings

"If it's free, it's advice;
If you pay for it, it's counseling;
If you can use either one, it's a miracle!"

"It's not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving." - Anonymous

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."  -- Mark Twain

"Let us so endeavor to live, that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." -- Mark Twain.

"One never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child"

"Nothing splendid has been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to their circumstances! "

"Our fantasies are the stepping stones to our realities. The better our fantasies, the better our realities can be."

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." -- Isaac Newton

"If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him." -- Cardinal Richelieu

"It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -- Anonymous

"Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence." -- Chinese proverb.

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." -- General George S Patton, Jr.

"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot; others transform a yellow spot into the sun." -- Pablo Picasso

"The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going." -- David Starr Jordan

"No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda, Empire Strikes Back

"A philosopher is someone who goes into a dark room at night, to look for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian does the same thing, but comes out claiming he found the cat." -- anon

"A plan is worthless, but planning is invaluable" -- Winston Churchhill

"I'm as wide awake as a tree full of owls." -- Lynn Weber

"The whippoorwill got here last night, and I am pretty sure a pair of barn swallows were here just before dark. Yea!!!! I could listen to the whippoorwill call forever. When I was a little girl, I would sneak outside at night after every one else had gone to sleep, just to be one with the spirit of the night creatures. I watched the lightening bugs and night moths, listened to the whippoorwills and wrapped the soft night air around me for my blanket. I saw the bats flying across the face of the moon and watched the shooting stars. I never got enough sleep, but I had the wonder of the universe, and peace in my heart and mind from all the turmoil of living with adults." -- Gwen Smith Wilcox

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." --Italian Proverb